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    Copyright © 1993-2008 Gavel2Gavel™; all rights reserved; Gavel2Gavel™ is a trademark of Re-QUEST dot Net™; any use of these webpages shall subject the user to the terms and conditions hereof; these webpages are not intended, nor should they be construed in any way, to replace or supplement the advice or guidance of legal counsel and are provided purely for informational, educational and entertainment purposes only; the legal information found or obtained here shall not constitute, nor shall it be construed in any way as, legal advice; legal information contained online may be inaccurate due to unknown errors in transcription, transmission or storage; no reliance should be made hereon without proper independent verification; you should always consult qualified individuals in person regarding your specific legal problems; if you cannot afford an attorney, one may be appointed to you free of charge, please contact your local telephone directory for the nearest legal aide society or local bar association for more information and program availability in your area; under no circumstances shall an attorney-client relationship be created by the use of these webpages and the same is waived by the user; we may not be held responsible for the actions of third party websites which are linked here; while we try our best to eliminate bad or unethical websites from our directory, it is understood that some websites may change over time without notifying us; the operation of Gavel2Gavel™ shall be Monday through Friday between the hours of 9:00 A.M. and 5:00 P.M. Pacific Standard Time; the use of these pages shall absolutely subject the user to the jurisdiction of the County of Orange, State of California and no other regardless of where the visitor may reside; we reserve the right to refuse access to anyone for any reason; this website and all of its pages are protected by United States Copyright Law and International Treaty provisions; ... no animals were harmed or injured in the making of this disclaimer; it may be in violation of federal law to read this disclaimer in a manner inconsistent with its use; this disclaimer does not necessarily reflect the thoughts or opinions of the service provider; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations and graphics slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate or spindle; defrost before reading; webmaster carries no cash; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; additional toppings extra; void where prohibited by law; provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; this is an equal opportunity disclaimer; quantities are limited; only while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to Gavel2Gavel™ or an authorized POP3 mail server; read at your own risk; please check your local listing for exact times; parental advisory, explicit lyrics; if this disclaimer comes into contact with eyes, flush with plenty of water; text may contain explicit materials which some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; warranty available, ask webmaster for details; shake well before each use; hold disclaimer upright, press button and scroll towards bottom of the screen; keep away from pets and small children; limit one per family; cash value 1/5000¢; contains limited quantities of RQdN; eligibility is determined by risk management specialists (bean counters); contents may vary from page to page depending on amount of colorant added; no money down; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; animated figures sold separately; instructions are included; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; no purchase necessary; safety goggles may be required during use; fits one head; visitor pays all applicable sales tax; natural gas not included; sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; this disclaimer has been modified from its original version to fit your screen; offer good with cash payment at time of visit; contents under pressure, read disclaimer carefully; not liable for damages arising from misuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness or swelling develops discontinue reading; read only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; to dispose of this disclaimer, wrap in newspaper, preferably liberal, and discard in trash; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin, and avoid inhaling pages; use like regular webpage; inspected by No. 4; this disclaimer contains scenes of peril; no talking or chewing gum allowed while court is in session; some objects may appear blurred, in this case - stop drinking and immediately discontinue use; do not puncture or incinerate this disclaimer; do not expose to heat or store at temperature above 120° Fahrenheit, as disclaimer may burst; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; the surgeon general has determined that smoking this disclaimer could be hazardous to your health; this disclaimer may cause premature birth in pregnant women; best if read by 12-31-08; Gavel2Gavel™ may be not available in all areas; quitting this disclaimer now greatly reduces serious risks to your health; maximum capacity 10,000,000 persons; without sufficient disk space, your results may be unpredictable; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; read three times per day; if ingested, do not induce vomiting; if symptoms persist, consult a physician; do not give anything by mouth to an unconscious person, especially this disclaimer; wash hands after reading; may cause drowsiness, alcohol may intensify this effect; after reading use caution while operating motor vehicles or dangerous machinery; do not turn upside down; keep out of the reach of children; harmful if read, inhaled, or absorbed through the skin; do not iron disclaimer on body; possible penalties for early withdrawal; read only as directed; recyclable disclaimer if facilities exist in your area; please remove coffee mug from cup holder (CD tray) and have your CD ready to insert when prompted; your credit card will not be charged until this disclaimer is read; offer valid only at participating websites, and upon credit approval; text may be slightly higher in your area; the linear audio tracks on this disclaimer have been encoded with B-type noice reduction; when reading this disclaimer, the "back" button on your web bowser has been enabled for your convenience, however, you should not perform this operation until disclaimer is completely read and vaguely understood; to work around this limitation, do one of the following: (1) learn to read, or (2) purchase a sense of humor; allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read; see inside for details; Gavel2Gavel™ cannot be held liable for damages, delay, loss, non-delivery, misinformation, or failure to provide information in connection with the use of these webpages which are caused by events that Gavel2Gavel™ cannot control, including but not limited to acts of God, perils of broadband, mechanical delays, computer gliches, weather conditions, acts of public enemies (specifically Nos. 1-10, inclusive), war, strikes, civil unrest or commotion, or acts or omissions of public authorities, including Federal Trade Commission and Patent and Trademark officials with actual or apparent authority; Gavel2Gavel™ also cannot be liable for any of your acts or omissions while visiting our website; every effort was made to address reliability issues raised by our visitors; Gavel2Gavel™ reserves the right to refuse access to any person who has acquired a link in violation of applicable law or webmaster's tariffs, rules or regulations; contains no chlorofluorocarbons; duplication or public exhibition prohibited; caution, this website is equipped with a passenger side air bag; if this disclaimer should prove defective, it will be replaced by the webmaster; do not attempt to remove cover and fix yourself; this disclaimer also acts as a floatation device; no smoking, turn off search engine; A surcharge may be assessed for each use outside regular service area; installing competitor's version can cause undesirable results; Use is measured and rounded in one minute increments; persons surfing to a country other than their country of origin are advised that the liability of Gavel2Gavel™ may be limited under the Warsaw, Geneva and Comdex conventions; you represent that no information received by you from Gavel2Gavel™ will be sent to any entity listed on the U.S. Department of Commerce's Denied Parties List, 15 C.F.R. Part 764, Supp. 2, the list of Special Designated Nationals as published by the Office of Foreign Assets Control of the U.S. Department of the Treasury, or Hollywood's Blacklist, and that you are neither a denied party, a special designated national, nor a blacklisted party; consult the laws of your country or screen guild for similar provisions; no receipt, no exchange, no exception; objects may be closer than they appear; your use of these webpages are not, and will not, be governed by the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods, the application of which is expressly excluded; do not attempt to stop this disclaimer with your hands; attempting to insert multiple shortcut links to valid image files may result in an "invalid format" message; liability for loss, delay, or damage to emotional baggage is limited unless a higher value is declared in advance and additional charges are paid; this disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken link or marred page, missing or altered copyright, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, reader's adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping this disclaimer, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but shall not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, spears, etc.); do not use while sleeping; disclaimer may become hot after reading; if found, please return to the webmaster; this disclaimer is subject to cancellation and/or surrender upon request of Gavel2Gavel™; void if lost or stolen; printed on recycled web space; caution, this disclaimer represents approximately .00% of your daily caloric intake; now sugar free with less sodium; close web browser before striking; parental consent may be required in your area; contains nuts (plenty of them); other restrictions may apply; contest ends 12-31-08; write for more details; Gavel2Gavel™ is fully Y2K, Y3K, and Armageddon compliant; some states or jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental, consequential or special damages, or the exclusion of implied warranties or limitations on how long an implied warranty may last, therefore, some of the above limitations may not apply to you, please move to a state where it does; the invalidity or unenforceability of any provision above shall not affect the remaining provisions which shall remain in full force and effect; all other rights, covenants, conditions and restrictions not mentioned here (as if there could be any) remain reserved under the laws of the United States.

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